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Or someone who wants a day on your boat. And while dating in Miami -- like everything here -- can give you better stories than anyone else you know, it can also drive you absolutely insane.

If your citizenship status comes up on date one, run. Only speaking one language in Miami decreases your dating pool by at least half. More if that language is English. Unless you want your date selfies to look like pictures from an eighth grade dance.

Enjoy her judging looks as you sneak out while she's making perico in the morning. Because all those tall, attractive, educated, witty, ambitious people you meet are here on vacation or for a job they can actually explain. Miami guys are going to spend the entire date looking at other girls anyway, you might as well get in on the action yourself.

So your date may well jump off your ft yacht to swim to a ft yacht and never come back. Your date might just be into you for paperwork. Their Instagram will drive you crazy. A car is a perfectly acceptable replacement for a personality.

Your date may share a bedroom wall with his Grandmother. Guys are either insanely rich or dirt poor. You may get dumped in favor of a reality show.

Your best dates will be with people who are leaving on Sunday. Going to a strip club is a perfectly acceptable date. You never really know what your date does for work. When you finally find that one perfect person, they will move.

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